Feb. 13, 2026

Even Worse (Which is Good): Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White

Even Worse (Which is Good): Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White

This week, we dive into one of the most surreal tracks on Even Worse — Weird Al Yankovic’s epic fever dream, “Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White.”

What starts as a simple recurring nightmare spirals into floating in midair, Russian spies, bowling on the Starship Enterprise… and ultimately being trapped in a closet night after night with America’s favorite letter-turner. We unpack the song’s claustrophobic anxiety, its surreal dream logic, and the full-force pop culture power of 1980s Vanna-mania.

We also explore the musical side: why — absurd subject matter aside — this track genuinely has the bones of a mainstream hit.

It’s weird. It’s anxious. It’s ridiculously catchy. And yes… we’re buying a vowel.

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